Dream 02.22.09
I just had a dream in the format of a narrated british education type show. The subject was about meat. In it the narrator stated "We all know where to get the finest exotic meats". As it named of items like duck, alligator and "quadril" (completely made up) the show displayed menus from fast food restaurants showing items made from these meats. The menu for duck displayed a cartoon like duck that dressed like and aviator called nicknamed "Duka". Each menu had a bizarre ethnic association attached to that had no real connection to the type of food. The duck menu was all in spanish.

Then the narrator asked "But do you know where to get Monkey?". I found myself in a fast food restaurant examining another menu. A woman came out and asked what I'd like and I told here I was just checking. The narrator of the show said to at least try a sample and the lady began to prepare me a snack. I watched as she used tongs to pull out what looked like a over cooked deep fried cheese stick from a tray. She placed it on a bun like a hot dog and handed it to me.

I examined the too closely. One end of the fried item looked like it had a smashed fingernail attached to it. I gagged and woke up.